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Location: Killing zombies fo fun.
Job: Video Gamer.
Sometimes when I am alone, I go to a wonderful place, full of lolie pops and golden brick roads. While I am there I take a gun and kill the midgets who tend to those lolie pops. Then I steal the gold bricks and sell them on Ebay.
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Just last week I finished my first year of classes. It was a pretty quick year, but a couple of teachers made the year seem like it has been three years, instead of one. The math teacher was and is a fat bitch who can't teach her way out of a paper bag, and the science teacher has a massive ego who make horrible jokes, not to mention the massive blackboard filled with notes. The only thing I will miss is seeing my friends, some really great teachers, and the graduating classes. One last good thing is the fact that I won't be seeing my friends ugly ass girlfriend who is a real bitch. She likes to hit me, and I can't do shit because she is a girl and I was taught never to hit a girl.
I ran out of my Xbox Live, and I need to get more money to tide me over till I can get a job, so I won't be on for quite awhile. It's going to take a while to get a job, mostly because there aren't any jobs out there and the president is throwing money out the window.
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